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forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:

logans-v-and-dimples:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet. 
I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.

no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…

forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:

logans-v-and-dimples:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.

no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via our-set-of-infinities)

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Anonymous asked: Green

8 facts about my body? Err… okay…

1. I’m 5’9, but I wish I was taller.

2. I’m relatively skinny, although I’ve got the occasional bit of flab here and there. I’m actually technically underweight, though, which is kind of weird, considering the amount of food I eat and the fact that I’m not exactly skin and bones.

3. I really like my body, actually. While I do wish I were a little taller, and it’d be nice to get rid of the thighs, I’m honestly quite content with it.

4. When my migraines were a bit ridiculous twoish years ago, my BMI actually got down to 15, and I only weighed around 100 lbs, which with my height, was super scary.

5. This is kind of stupid, what’s the point in waxing eloquent about my body? BYE, ANON.

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deathbyfandoms asked: I guess I have to re-ask now... BLUE. GIVE ME THE BLUE, GIRL!

You suckkk, Mufasa. 

1. I’m the youngest of two, but my siter’s quite a bit older than me, so I was basically an only child for a lot of my childhood.

2. I’m mostly British, but I’ve got a pretty broad mix of blood, including Cherokee, Italian, Canadian, Danish, and Irish.

p3. When my dad was in high school/college, his hair was super long, and he had the same build that I do, and we honestly could’ve been twins, which is a ridiculously scary thought.

5. I’ve always been super close to both of my parents, although in slightly different ways. My dad’s always been super immature (like in a good way, in that he’s like a little kid- he’s got an enormous sense of humour, and he was always there to have fun, from inventing stories with G I Joe dolls, or dressing the dogs up, or reading with me) and we’ve always been close in that he can always cheer me up and such. My mom’s the one more likely to lay down the law, but she’s there to help me with mo re serious matters. Since my parents divorced two years ago (we’ll make this number 6) I’ve gotten closer to her, because my dad’s become quite a different person than he used to be. I suppose it helps, too, that she understands my faith and such; my dad’s not a religious person, and he really doesn’t understand why I choose to continue to follow my beliefs in terms of religion.

7. My sister and I haven’t really ever been close, what with the age gap, but she and I have always been on good terms, and she’s always fun to be around and such.

8. My dad inspired in me my love of reading. My mom and sister don’t hate reading, but they’ve never been ones to read constantly. While my dad doesn’t read a whole lot anymore, he still majorly encourages it.

9. I flippin’ love my ridiculously dysfunctional family!

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I swear this time I mean it.: tinmanfrisbie: Odd One Out: Assumptions about Mormons buggiek:...

tinmanfrisbie:

Odd One Out: Assumptions about Mormons

buggiek:

tinmanfrisbie:

buggiek:

tinmanfrisbie:

tinmanfrisbie:

We blindly follow a religion that is like the rest and we ignore science. I’m sorry but this is crap. I’ve never seen a religion encourage its…

Is this an awkward place to put amen? Because amen. Evolution clearly exists; it would take a crapload of planning to turn that into an elaborate hoax. It may not be on such a grand scale as many believe (or maybe it is?), but it is absolutely possible to know that it’s out there and still be a mormon.

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Invade my privacy.

Purple:
10 facts about my room.
Blue:
9 facts about my family.
Green:
8 facts about my body.
Yellow:
7 facts about my childhood.
Orange:
6 facts about my home town.
Red:
5 facts about my best friend.
Pink:
4 facts about my parents.
White:
3 facts about my personality.
Grey:
2 facts about my favorite things.
Black:
1 fact about the person I like.